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Lex Arson Adversity. 10	Posted - 2012.05.24 22:04:00 - [1] - Quote Adversity; a condition marked by misfortune, calamity, or distress. It is a well-known fact that 98% of you will not join this corporation, let alone read this post in it's entirety. And that's fine, because It's also a known fact that 98% of you are haters, and there is no place for haters in Adversity. Unless you're hating your mortal enemies, arch-rivals, or just plain people that aren't as good at EVE as you, in which case it is perfectly fine. That being said, we are a small, tight-knit group of active PvP'ers looking to wreak havoc across Syndicate in whatever ways we can. We, as pilots, have previous experience ranging from being a part of 200man Maelstrom blobs, 30 man gangs of faction BS + triage carriers, all the way down to 3 guys running around in assault frigates tearing apart anything they can catch. 98% (what a lovely number innit) of recruitment posts will tell you the same thing: we are a laid back corporation looking for good times and pew pew, will offer assistance and training where needed, etc etc. I would like to point out that this is NOT what Adversity. is all about. To clarify; - We are lighthearted and jovial, but not laid back. Laid back implies a general "couldn't care less" attitude, the kind of "laid back" FC's that will derp his fleet's ** and not care about it (I didn't want that carrier anyway, the insurance was about to run out). There will be lolz suicide derp roams, but we will never knowingly direct you into certain suicide without explicitly stating so before the fleet leaves home. -Adversity. is a corp for experienced PvP'ers; aka, if you have never shot at another player ship in your life, Adversity. is not for you. If you are a bit wet around the ears, have at least some PvP experience, or just haven't been on into the PvP scene for awhile and are looking to get back into it, we are more than willing to teach you new tricks, new fits, and new techniques of fighting and flying together, but we are NOT here to teach you basics. That's what Agony courses and RvB is for. - That being said, we intend to maintain the highest of standards for this corp; players who excel will be lauded and awarded, players who consistently fall short will be removed (aka consistently having bad fits, consistently being ganked doing stupid , having a bad attitude etc) "So what are you looking for?", you may ask yourself, which would be perfectly within your rights to ask. And this would be my answer. - We are looking for pilots who aren't afraid to lose their ships in a goodfight. PIlots who aren't afraid to fight another gang without having twice their numbers, or as many ECM boats as the other gang has ships total. Pilots who aren't satisfied sitting around gatecamping all day, and want more out of PvP. - Pilots with thick, thick skin who like to sit around and bullshit each other on TS while not in a gang (or even during). Pilots who aren't afraid too admit they love My Little Pony and Hannah Montana (because let's face it, you do). Pilots who overruse the word "bro," almost to a fault. - Dependable, reliable pilots who do what they're asked. Seriously who wants somebody that isn't reliable? - Due to our current size we specialize in small, fast, and hard-hitting ships like Assault Frigs and Destroyers**. Having SP invested in those is a major bonus. - If you can fly a logistics ship to fine effect, I will love you for life. - Since Adversity. is a new corporation, there are opportunities for advancement and taking on new responsibilities, if that's your thing. Any questions or comments can be directed towards myself (Lex Arson) or CoReSol in-game. Also, join our public channel "Adversity Pub" for friendly chats with Adversity. members and friends.
Lex Arson Adversity. 11	Posted - 2012.05.30 02:06:00 - [2] - Quote Bump, we're still recruiting!
Lex Arson Adversity. 16	Posted - 2012.06.01 20:42:00 - [3] - Quote Come join us down in Curse, the PvP is nonstop, the ratting is juicy, and view is better than a Katy Perry centrefold
Lex Arson Adversity. 17	Posted - 2012.06.06 06:06:00 - [4] - Quote Sometimes seemingly bad ideas can actually be really good ideas. Come join our pub channel for a chat and find out why :P
Lex Arson Adversity. 17	Posted - 2012.06.08 23:21:00 - [5] - Quote A day in the life of Lex Arson: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omFG-MHqWw4
Lex Arson Adversity. 18	Posted - 2012.06.11 22:45:00 - [6] - Quote MooGoo GaiPan wrote: Oh, and we just got a carrier kill 2 seconds ago. Up on KB soon. Also worth mentioning, we're three weeks in, over 100 kills and 90% lifetime efficiency so far, with over 10bln killed and just over 1bln lost. **** the rest, come pew with the best \o/
Lex Arson Adversity. 40	Posted - 2012.06.13 18:06:00 - [7] - Quote The iHub is following us; it doesn't want to be left alone with Akat.
Lex Arson Adversity. 60	Posted - 2012.06.15 18:10:00 - [8] - Quote Apparently we're so popular it's worth hijacking our thread? Come join our public channel and find out why.
Lex Arson Adversity. 60	Posted - 2012.06.17 00:14:00 - [9] - Quote Gentlemen's Agreement are on deployment in the area... like the Vietnamese, we troll them with our guerrilla tactics
Lex Arson Adversity. 60	Posted - 2012.06.18 03:17:00 - [10] - Quote EVE System > Channel changed to Local : Utopia Anope > o/ Lex Arson > o/ Anope > your lexy and you know it Lex Arson > dat's right Anope > golem in litom tackled Anope > you come Lex Arson > fo realz? Anope > ya Lex Arson > don't troll me bro Anope > im not To be fair, he tanked us for like 15 mins.
Lex Arson Adversity. 76	Posted - 2012.06.20 19:00:00 - [11] - Quote We're still looking for experienced pvp pilots... come drop us a line in our pub channel and get to know the guys.
Lex Arson Adversity. 82	Posted - 2012.06.22 18:15:00 - [12] - Quote Serina Diggs wrote: So we move out of our "home," Utopia, and go chill with some new bros. And then this happened So we're like, sweet, goons just herped into us, right on! ANNND THEN this happened and then we had a funeral in mumble for our lost hurricane , R.I.P. Need more experienced pvp pilots for more good times like these. Come chill with us in channel: Adversity. (It's more active than corp chat) This is the way EVE is meant to be played. Make sure you press "include adjacent."
Lex Arson Adversity. 82	Posted - 2012.06.24 07:18:00 - [13] - Quote Epic fights are epic.
Lex Arson Adversity. 86	Posted - 2012.06.28 22:13:00 - [14] - Quote We got mentioned in an eve news 24 article for the fight Exodus. + Adversity vs IMP-L had the other day. Come join our public channel and find out what the big deal is all about. There's no use crying after every mistake, you just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake.
Lex Arson Adversity. 86	Posted - 2012.06.30 00:32:00 - [15] - Quote Haters gonna hate blobbers gonna blob ponies gonna pwn There's no use crying after every mistake, you just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake.
Lex Arson Adversity. 104	Posted - 2012.07.05 15:54:00 - [16] - Quote :providence: There's no use crying after every mistake, you just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake.
Lex Arson Adversity. 105	Posted - 2012.07.09 08:16:00 - [17] - Quote http://adversity.eve-kill.net/?a=home Kriegbokk > today was a good day to die Kriegbokk > for the people we shot at There's no use crying after every mistake, you just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake.
Lex Arson Adversity. 116	Posted - 2012.07.12 02:50:00 - [18] - Quote CoReSol wrote: Am not the token Adversity alcoholic. Also, come drink and try to keep up with us. Also, whiskey fleet next week, drunk flying with shiny ****. Also, may or may not be the token alcoholic. I think from now on I'm just gonna start calling you "Token." There's no use crying after every mistake, you just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake.
Lex Arson Adversity. 116	Posted - 2012.07.13 04:53:00 - [19] - Quote Bumpity. There's no use crying after every mistake, you just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake.
Lex Arson Adversity. 121	Posted - 2012.07.21 02:39:00 - [20] - Quote Bumpity do-da, bippity-day There's no use crying after every mistake, you just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake.
Lex Arson Adversity. 122	Posted - 2012.07.23 03:15:00 - [21] - Quote herohate wrote: Canada - it's probably smaller than Alaska. And if it wasn't, nobody would notice There's no use crying after every mistake, you just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake.
Lex Arson Adversity. 125	Posted - 2012.07.25 21:18:00 - [22] - Quote Ratting in Merlin Get tackled by rifter Ownzone the rifter Go back to ratting EDIT: also, I am butthurt and never flying nano drakes again. EDIT: how to fit a bhaalgorn http://adversity.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14120448 There's no use crying after every mistake, you just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake.
Lex Arson Adversity. 126	Posted - 2012.07.28 22:12:00 - [23] - Quote You're insecure Doughnut what for There's no use crying after every mistake, you just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake.
Lex Arson Adversity. 173	Posted - 2012.07.31 01:07:00 - [24] - Quote Akatsiya wrote: herohate wrote: Liaria Cullen wrote: Appleblooms where it's at also, herohate wrote: Lex Arson wrote: You're insecure Doughnut what for That was pretty bad. that was terrible. A consensus has been made, the joke is bad. What just happened? HATERS There's no use crying after every mistake, you just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake.
Lex Arson Adversity. 173	Posted - 2012.08.02 18:34:00 - [25] - Quote Akatsiya wrote: Lex is Boonta mate U NO? I promise not everybody in corp is like this. There's no use crying after every mistake, you just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake.
Lex Arson Adversity. 186	Posted - 2012.08.05 19:48:00 - [26] - Quote Because (dots) are cool. There's no use crying after every mistake, you just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake.
Lex Arson Adversity. 188	Posted - 2012.08.12 04:36:00 - [27] - Quote come join adversity and boot some skag with us There's no use crying after every mistake, you just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake.
Lex Arson Adversity. 190	Posted - 2012.08.14 06:23:00 - [28] - Quote herohate wrote: Akatsiya wrote: herohate wrote: come join adversity and learn all of our jokes Except Lex's, his are horrible. I thought people would figure that out on their own, so I didn't bother mentioning it. i am a really bad pvper as well There's no use crying after every mistake, you just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake.

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